Musings of a graphic designer, teacher, wannabe artist and color enthusiast, who happens to be a bit cynical at times.
05 March 2008
i hear a goat.
well.........i guess i'm going to have to find that stinky little goat and take it out. destroy the village (which wasn't all i though it was), burn the bridge (not much use there) and kill the goat. i'm open to ideas about how it must be done.
I think your should ritualistically burn it at the stake. Or something. Or that might be too messy. Maybe you could sleeping pills in his hay or water? Or we could run over it. I think you should just do it quick and dirty, whatever you choose.
Okay, I got it, I got it. I've been thinking on it all day, and I think you should wait till your realllly hungry, then kill it. Then eat it. There's got to be something symbolic in there, right? Oh, and you must enjoy it, though. You must love every mouth-watering morsel. I think this would be a great way to not only get rid of the goat, but cure you of, you know, that other shiz.
Well I have been plotting the demise of this scrawny goat and it came to me you are not enthusiastic enough. I mean really do you think goat killing is for the faint of heart? so to cure your apathetic approach I have developed a 5 step plan (AA took the 12 step plan but i still reserve the right to add more steps if necessary) step one would be getting fuel for you fire, since some village burring is called for. I recommend you put together a "HIT List" and listen to it at least for 3 days straight then I think you will be ready for step 2 (lighting the match)
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I think your should ritualistically burn it at the stake. Or something. Or that might be too messy. Maybe you could sleeping pills in his hay or water? Or we could run over it. I think you should just do it quick and dirty, whatever you choose.
Okay, I got it, I got it. I've been thinking on it all day, and I think you should wait till your realllly hungry, then kill it. Then eat it. There's got to be something symbolic in there, right? Oh, and you must enjoy it, though. You must love every mouth-watering morsel. I think this would be a great way to not only get rid of the goat, but cure you of, you know, that other shiz.
Well I have been plotting the demise of this scrawny goat and it came to me you are not enthusiastic enough. I mean really do you think goat killing is for the faint of heart? so to cure your apathetic approach I have developed a 5 step plan (AA took the 12 step plan but i still reserve the right to add more steps if necessary) step one would be getting fuel for you fire, since some village burring is called for. I recommend you put together a "HIT List" and listen to it at least for 3 days straight then I think you will be ready for step 2 (lighting the match)
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